The Story of Monty the Monkey

Hi Everyone!

I'm Monty, I'm sure you are wondering how I got so lucky to be the spokesperson for the "Monkey Pads". Everyone is always asking me to tell my story so here it is.

I used to live in a zoo. We had a big cage with trees and a small pool and stuff to play with but after a while it was really boring. I'd spend most of my time napping or picking bugs out of my friends fur. The food was ok but how much fruit can a monkey stand to eat?

I was desparate for a change of scenery!

One night my keeper was arguing on the phone with his girlfriend and forgot to lock my cage. I knew it was now or never! I had to make a run for it...

As I was sneeking out of the zoo I saw a beat up old van by the offices making all this noise. This guy was polishing the marble floors in the offices. I snuck in and hid behind some boxes.

The next day the guy found me and said he'd have to take me back. I begged him not to send me back to the zoo. I told him "I'll work for bananas", anything to never go back there. After soaking his leg with tears he finally agreed to let me help him on his jobs. I was so happy! I got to pull the hoses and mix chemicals and sit on the machine when he needed some extra weight. He was always frustrated because marble polishing can be hard. Sometimes he would spend hours trying to make a floor shiny and then cause more problems than he started with. After two whole days on one job, we just couldn't make this floor shine right and his customer kicked us out.

He heard about these new "Monkey Pads" and decided to go to this big trade show to see if they worked. When we found the place where they were doing FREE Marble Polishing Training with the "Monkey Pads" we were both stunned. He couldn't believe how easy they were to use and how well they worked, I was stunned because the monkey on the box looked just like me!!!

After the class I asked the owners of the company if I could have a job as the spokesperson. I was so excited about it that a crowd started to gather at their booth. He agreed to give me a shot the next day as long as my partner agreed. The next day I showed up and ran around the show bringing crowds of people to the booth. The owners were so impressed that they offered me a full time job.

Since then I have become rich and famous and I'm loving every minute of it. They bought me a beach house in Malibu, a Ferrarri and I never have to eat fruit again unless I want to. I am dating two swimsuit models and have a life I couldn't have dreamed of. I love the "Monkey Pads", I love my job and its all thanks to Innovative Surface Solutions!